I seem to attract static shocks more than a super-magnet attracts metal filings.

From touching the window or doorknob, to pushing the button on the machine that gives you your parking ticket, i feel like one of Pavlov’s dogs - anything metal is now dangerous and to be approached with extreme caution.

Here’s a bunch of articles explaining how to prevent this from happening:

People who know me say that it’s just my electric personality.

sorry, my monday morning jokes aren’t usually funny.

let’s just say, I’ll be ex-static when summer arrives..

i’ll just stop. right. there.