Saw this from a friend’s note posted on facebook. Taken from the modern classic, Napoleon Dynamite..

An exchange between Don, the high school bully, and Napoleon.

Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet the bed last night?

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?

Don: I could kick your butt Napoleon so I’d shut up

Napoleon Dynamite: Why don’t you go tell your mom to shut up

Don: What’d you say?

Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna say

Don: Did you say something about my mom?

Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I did and maybe I didn’t

Don: Do you wanna die Napoleon?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah right. Who’s the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?